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OC Torture Meme

Sat Nov 7, 2009, 5:30 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Music -shifty eyes-
  • Reading: Soul Music - Terry Pratchett
Meme by :iconcommander-june:
Your mind scares me. XD

Chose THREE of your OCs (Original Characters) - The good, the evil and the other guy:
-> Good : Mezla
-> Bad : Karrad
-> Ugly - ummm, I meant "The other guy" : Isuthis
And make them answer the following fantastic elasic random silly scary questions of doom!
(Just be creative and make them talk to each other, for from now on - Wether they want it or not - They have to work and investigate together to survive this!)

1) An interviewer with a head made out of cheese appears in front of you three...
"Who are you, and what Universe are you from?"
Mezla - This one. *smiles*
Karrad - There are other universes?
Isuthis – Of course, you of all people should know that. Is that cheese?

2) "Who or what where your parents? Are you related to each other?
Yush, you look awful! Were your parents bro and sis or what?!"
Mezla - I’m not ugly, am I? Someone tell me I’m not ugly!
Karrad – *rolls eyes* Oh please shut up.
Isuthis – How can we be related? We were born thousands of years apart…

3) The interviever rolles his eyes in dismay. "What do you do for living? Can you three imagine to work together?"
Isuthis – We do work together. Or at least I and Mezla does. Karrad prefers to work alone.
Karrad – More like you two play together.
Isuthis – Better than being serious the whole time. Life’s not worth living when you’re like him. *points*
Karrad – Ironic statement coming from someone like you.
Isuthis – Speaking of irony…
Mezla - *squawks and interrupts the developing argument* I sew things together. Metaphorically speaking.
Isuthis – Well if that’s how you’re going to put it then I cut things.
Karrad – *puffs up proudly* And I…
Isuthis – He scatters things.
Karrad – So eloquently put.
Isuthis – Oooh! Sarcasm. Nice.
Karrad – One of these days…

4) "Aha - Very interesting *yawns* - Get to know each other by talking to each other about the weather!"
Isuthis – *wail* Don’t get me started on the weather! I wish it would snow already.
Karrad – Hmmpf. Winter isn’t yet.
Isuthis – One can still hope. At least it isn’t summer anymore.
Mezla – Now thunderstorms are nice!
Karrad – So predictable.
Mezla - *glare*

5) Another interviewer appears - It's a sadistic laughing little dwarf.
"'*Nyahahahahahahaha!* What does your dress sense tell us about you?
How do your OCs find the dresses of their two fellow victims on this trip?"
Isuthis – Oh err..
Karrad – Isuthis, your cloak is filthy. Don’t you ever wash it?
Isuthis – What’s the point when you travel as much as I do? At least I don’t wear so much gold that I sparkle like the sun.
Mezla – Dress sense? Why’d you want to wear anything when you’re covered in fur and feathers?

6) "Well... Do you have any friends?
Imaginative ones count too, who are they, and do they hurt your feelings often? *Nyahahahahahahaha!*"
Mezla – Oh yes I have. No imaginary ones, mind you. I think Karrad’s close enough to that as I want to get.
Karrad – In a manner of speaking I do have friends. And they hurt. Badly.
Isuthis – Where’d the guy with the head go? I’m hungry.
Karrad – See what I mean?

7) The two interviewers disappear and I take over as the mysterious shadow from the 'Off' :
I shall stick you three into tight pink dresses and let you deliver a package at the "Blue Oyster" (An uber-clichee gay bar) ...
Give us a little insight of what happens!
Mezla – I can’t fly with this thing on. Take it off!
Isuthis – I really don’t like this…
Karrad – For once we agree on something.

8) Your evil OC kindnaps the good OC - What does "The Other Guy" do?
I will give "The Other Guy" a fish so he/she/it has something to use as gadget ^^

Karrad and Mezla battle it out fiercely. Electricity and water merge in a dangerous storm and two vague forms soar through the air, twisting around one another, trying to destroy the other. Isuthis however, takes the fish and eats it whilst frowning at his colleagues.

9) What do you three guys want for X-Mas?
Santa Claus is standing right next to you - Feel free to talk to that big fat old guy in red ^^
Mezla – What’s X-mas?
Karrad – I want respect. Can he give that to me?
Isuthis – Salmon?
Karrad – You just ate.
Mezla – He’s a bottomless pit.

10) Your evil guy invites for a BBQ - What do the other 2 bring along?
Karrad – Why would I do such a thing?
Isuthis – I’d bring a handful of fish, of course.
Mezla – I’ll bring myself. He’s the one offering the food after all.

11) I send you three into [[Short Circuit]] to watch it.
How can we imagine your OCs to behave? You shall get popcorn for free! Use it wise ^^
Isuthis - *screams and grips the seat* That’s unnatural! What is this? Where am I? *curls into foetal position*
Karrad – Actually I rather like it.
Mezla - *eats all the popcorn*

13) I'll zap you right into the vast, cool endless-ness of the arctic tundra - What do you three guys do now, ha?
OMG! There's the black frost dancing around, and now he's coming for YOOOU!!!
Isuthis - *uncurls* That’s more like it!
Karrad – eugh… I’m getting my paws wet. And that thing is really beginning to irritate me.
Mezla - *flys around overhead* It’s nice here, but it’s a bit cold.
Isuthis – It’s never too cold *lies in the snow*.

14) Black Frost : "UUUUUGH! Who of you three little freaks farted?!" *disappears*
Mezla – Maybe it was him?
Karrad – How disgusting.
Isuthis - *mouthful of snow* Whut?

15) I will offer you the chance to meet your great hero - But all of you three have just one choice, or rather, you three have to decide together for just ONE hero....
Isuthis – Whut?
Mezla – I don’t really have one.
Karrad – Pfft.

16) Back from the tundra I'll beam you aboard a starship.
What do you do? And what starship do you think I chose for you? Go investigate!
It’s the black ship from H2G2! Duh!
Isuthis – A physical anomaly? I’ve been in one of those before. Big mistake.
Karrad – A starship? No thanks. I don’t want to leave this world.
Mezla – Interesting. Why’s it all black?

17) Haaaa! The course of the ship is set towards the sun, the navigation control is locked, the main computer is down, and there's only one escape pod......
Isuthis - *screams and writhes in agony* The pain! Stop the Noise!
Karrad – Why Sawara ever chose him I’ll never understand. He’s useless!
Mezla – Ah ha! But you never said how big the pod was! *all fit inside*

18) You wake up, the warmth of the sun softly kisses your skin (or whatever you have as an exterior hull) and you find yourselfs in a lovely garden with flowers, birds, bees, old ladies feeding ducks, and all the other scary stuff of doom, go and explore it!
Isuthis – Hey, Mezla! Why don’t you pretend to be one of those ducks and see if that woman feeds you.
Mezla - *strikes Isusthis with lightening*
Isuthis – Gah!
Karrad – Can we leave already? *sighs*

19) You haven't had anything to eat since the BBQ so I decide to throw a package of candy into your direction ^^
*clutch* Go and fight for it!!!
Isuthis – I don’t even like candy.
Karrad – I think I’ll pass on that.
Mezla – It’s alright actually.

20) The candy fights back, and tries to eat you for luch! RUN!
You find a tiny, half-rotten little garage where you can hide, but it's really, really, REALLY tight...
Karrad – Do you have to be emitting static the whole time, Mezla? *growl* And Isuthis, you need to loose some weight.
Mezla – I think I broke something…
Isuthis – It’s at these times when I hate my horns.
Karrad – I’ve always hated them.

21) By stepping into the garage you return into your original universes - What lesson did you three learn today?
Karrad – That I really don’t like humans.
Mezla – Nothing.
Isuthis – You’re crazy.
Mezla – Well there is that.

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Other account: :icontwisted-existence:

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On another note I'll try uploading new pics soon. :)

Devious Comments

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:iconcommander-june:
HAAAA - Briilliant!
I like these thee OCs of yours! Especially Mezla! :D
My - They're watching Short Circuit on the big screen - That truly is one of my all time favourite movies! :D

--
"...Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand...
- Gotta go!"

(Homer Simpson)

:bulletblue: The Whoverse RP

In, through, and beyond!
:headbang:
:iconmechanicalspirit:
Same! XD That's why I chose it. It's been my fav film since I was leetle.

Mezla has her moments. :D

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One day I shall dominate this: :earth:
:iconcommander-june:
Oh rly?
That's cool! I've never met any other real SC fan apart from myself XD

--
"...Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand...
- Gotta go!"

(Homer Simpson)

:bulletblue: The Whoverse RP

In, through, and beyond!
:headbang:
:iconmechanicalspirit:
Ya rly.

RAWR. That film got me interested in computers and machines, that it did. It's inspired a few characters of mine too. :meow:

And those characters have been sadly neglected for a few years now. D: I'd probably do more with them if I actually had a plot. I've got a universe and characters but it's all lacking purpose.

Back onto the films though. I much prefer the first one. Second one's ending was a bit odd... actually the entire second film was iffy imo. Why would you go to New York if you're supposed to be hiding from the milatary? XD I think they forgot the plot of the first one. I don't think enough was explained there, even if it is just a comedy.
Despite their flaws though they're still my favorite films. :meow:

Anyway...enough of my rambles now. =3

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One day I shall dominate this: :earth:
:iconcommander-june:
HAAA - You speak out of my soul here - ThatÄs what made me thing that the second movie's kinda strange IMO too XD
Which doesn't change that fact that I like it, but I prefer part 1 too :D

--
"...Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand...
- Gotta go!"

(Homer Simpson)

:bulletblue: The Whoverse RP

In, through, and beyond!
:headbang:
:iconmechanicalspirit:
And the gold armour? :o Oh that was tacky...
They made the ending too 'happy'. :ohnoes:

I read somewhere that the first one was originally going to be a horror, but then they kept adding light bits until it turned into a comedy. In the long run I think I'd prefer it as a comedy, but it does make me wonder how awesome no. 5 would be as a villan. XD One thing I liked in the second one was his punk persona. Chasing Oscar is the best bit imo. 8D

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One day I shall dominate this: :earth:

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